on all fours
Aloha, Connie Consuela!
I seem to be the last of your taggers to do your meme, muchas apologías. Better late than never, right? I’ve done a version of this tag before, some repeated so I’ve left those out. And since I’m up to my ears looking at numbers at work, what better way to laze lunch hour away than float away on some fantasy meme, yea? My four leave clover wish… heheh!
Four jobs I would stink at:
1. Accountant (love money but hate numbers)
2. Politician (yuck)
3. Mathematician (did I say I hate numbers?)
4. Dancing Queen
Four pretend nicknames I’m making up for myself:
1. Little Miss May (obviously!)
2. The Sexy Matron
3. Babelicious Baker
4. Hot Chick
Four movies I have watched over and over (and did not fall asleep):
1. Star Wars IV, V, VI
2. Indiana Jones Trilogy
3. Any 3-D animated feature
4. Clueless (As If!!!)
Four places I have lived, or want to live:
1. Petaling Jaya
2. Sydney, Australia
3. On some island with sunny skies and cool breezes
4. Peter Pan’s Neverland
Four things I love to do on weekends:
1. Laze around and go about unhurriedly
2. Bake, but this depends on whether I’m in the mood (so far so good)
3. Errr… ummmmm….
4. Things that come my way which I don’t mind doing
Four alcoholic beverages I’ve enjoyed:
1. Baileys or Kahlua
2. Lychee-tini
3. Gin & tonic
4. Wines, preferably red
Four things I could not live without (excluding the essentials):
1. My notebook… or should I say, my MacBook!!
2. iPod
3. Broadband connection to the World Wide Web
4. My glasses or contact lens (else I’d be blind and grumpy)
Four of my favourite foods, whom I’d like to bon appetite with:
1. Ice cream with the bloggerettes
2. Sizzling lamb with the Coliseum gang
3. Assam laksa with Doktor Chen
4. Lormaikai and harkau with Lormaikai Bond
Four places I would rather be right now:
1. At home
2. On the beach
3. In bed with warm body
4. Anywhere but in the office
Four people I’m mercilessly tagging:
1. Jane (it’s pay-tag time!)
2. velverse (long time no tag)
3. sheryl_alexis (humour me, dahling…)
4. sengkor (exam over, very free now!)
Ok, back to work!
SIGH…
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chup chup chup chup!!!
so many versions of these sorta memes huh? good to learn more about cha anyways…555.
consider bronze or not?
u? contact lens??
*looks deep into the eyes*
cannot see oso… nxt time u wear lar like cat’s eyes… green eyes… tiger eyes… meowww… love to see those eyes
dun sigh dun sigh…
ok ok… let’s sigh togeder…
sighhhhh…
…a couple more hours, babe… just a couple more…
but some questions came out before geh? dejavu.
hmmmm a Sexy Matron and a Hot Chick at the same time. ooooooooo yummylicious
I have been tagged again~
WTG velverse!!! I hope you get tagged everyday, without mercy! You need to pause all those food pics a bit!! LOLOL!!!
L O R M A I K A I ! Gah, but every time I see that word now, I have images of Cocka Doodle!!! A R G H H H ! Ruined! Ruined!! * S O B * Nevermind, I will brainwash myself, and think of you instead, in a warm bed, feeding me Har Kau!! There! See? Already better!
Aaah.. you have to blog about lomaikai and harkao escapade with lomaikai bond when it does happen.. ok ok? Promise?
oh yeah…VIVA ITALIA!
missed it yday, alarm set wrongly.
yuhoooo, i’ve done it!!!
hugs
sheryL
Err.. seeing the word kahlua reminds me of kahchuak again
*tee hee*
kahchuak dear kahchuak…
I’m freezing cold now.. I hope there is a heater right now.. *freezing cos of the air-cond + heavy rain not long ago..
“Someone out there” mentioned thinking of himself being fed with harkau in a warm bed..
*ahem*
Hahahha… eh L B, I pause a lot already.. see I have crossroads, movies and I even have weekends rest in between!
I look at your list and you are a geeky guy’s dream. All the tech stuff and fun movies. Inspiring. Maybe the lad and I will have a Star Wars marathon when time allows. Watch all 6 episodes.
wah interesting! i love baileys or kahlua too! i mean i love it! hahaha… and i cannot live w/o contact lens, if not…blind leading blind ya!
arh, me no mood doing mine
DONE~
“3. In bed with warm body”….uhhmmm May, thought we agreed to keep that under wraps….Muahahahaha….just teasing
Dang, velverse… I must make sure I remember to TAG you every moment of my waking hours now!!
O M G… where did the day go?!
angeliuliuqueen - GOLD CLOVER!! waaaaa, the Queen is back in action!
keatix - SILVER CLOVER!! yea, just waaaay too many sometimes, and repetitive too. but I needed a brain escape from those dang numbers! LOL! you learn something new everyday…
sengkor - BRONZE CLOVER!! if unique commentator #3 (which you are), definitely a point earner!
angeliuliuqueen - ya wor, I’m as blind as a bat without me lens or glasses! ok lah, maybe not like a bat. but don’t blame me if I start groping people at the wrong places. hmmm… coloured liuliu contacts, hor? see if I fatt hau enough to get them anot! hahaha! long day today… S I G H…
sengkor - hai lor. feel free to modify them at your own leisure. I even omitted 2 questions from the original set which were too boring to answer. make you 2 of your own then, and make them interesting!
fantasyflier - hubba hubba!! woncha just love me in a sexy Matron outfit holding out some freshly baked muffins with mittins on? meowrrrrr!!! *winks naughtily*
velverse - yes, my tagging partner! remember at one time… I tag you… you tag me… I tag you… you tag me… wakakakakakaka!
LB - are you imagining Cocka Doodle to be THE Kai on the LorMaiKai? surely not! but that would be the perfect way to get revenge, wouldn’t it? LOL!! *whispers* come under the sheets, my Lormaikai Bond… the warm, succulent harkau is waiting for you…
zara’s mama - but of course! would you like an Uncle Ho DVD video version of it too? very cheap, only RM99.99 per copy. oh, and 16 cents for tax please, thank you!
keatix - VIVA ITALIA!!! er… I take it they won? hahahaha! it was 3AM here when they played, I was zzzzz-ing in bed… mmmm… feeshbola…
sheryl_alexis - woo-hoo!! my first tag victim already succumbed to mindless torture! *BIG HUGS* as reward!
Chen - alamak, Doktor! ok, I actually forgot what kahchuak means, but I’m not going back to your blog to look for it… kekekekeke! why lah freezing? spending too much time in the mortuary doing autopsies again? hmmmm… do you want to be warm in bed and being fed with harkau too? come, gimme ur loukung’s number… I call and arrange in advance!
velverse - I think LB just can’t wait to come back and pig out for 2 whole months, and your teasing food posts ain’t helping much… LOL!! too tempting!!
SA - oh, heaven forbid! I love the original Star Wars Trilogy but just don’t dig the new episodes. and I wouldn’t be able to keep his hands off my Macbook. geek is as geek does, he’d probably pay more attention to the machine than me anyway, hahaha!
carcar - yummmm, yes yes yes! I like the coffee flavoured, milky smooth substance better than those that burn the throat. yuck. aiyo, you another sei ngan mui? teehee! the tag will always be there waiting, no hurry… *HUGS*
velverse - another super-duper fast tag responder and very good too, got many big-big numbah 4’s summore. thanks for doing the tag!
Beefcake - nope, never an agreement on that, don’t see it on my Perms & Conditioner page. awww, come on… just say it… jealous lah, hor? hor?
LB - yea lor, now you know who was my tag partner last time! very fai sau finish all those questions wan. give her more, give her more! ping ping PING!!
kachuak=katjat
Lormaikai…. o.O
Harkau…. O.o
Bed…. O.O!!
A bit unusual for dim sum menu, right?
Does this also have anything to do with. ‘…Err, ummmmm….’ in Four Things To Do on a Weekend above?
O.O at angeliuliuqueen’s contact lens colliuection….
You just steal his glasses/contacs. Then tell him the macbook is on the bed. Then you have the warm body where you want liao.
you are the baking queen~ young and sweet with your.. tamborin? ahhahaha sounds weird~
let’s have another go shall we…
you are the baking queen~ young and sweet with your whipping cream~
there~ thats more like it~ hahaha *shakes butt* :X hahahahah
no worries…no time limit wan…hehe…nice, very nice!
terima kasih banyak-banyak for playing along!!
Aack! Sorry, my last comment was hiding a bad tag at the end.
*picks up offending comment*
*belekbelek*
Ermm, the /b seems to have fallen off the end. Can borrow sellotape, ar?
plink - eeek! I didn’t want to know that… *sked sked!* have you never had dimsum in bed before? you don’t eat the bed, of course. just makes it a little more comfortable to swallow whilst lying down! errr… ummmmm… *GRIN BIG BIG!!*
SA - I wonder though, if he’d just curl up in a foetal position and hug the bolster to sleep instead!
Ben - LOL @ your Dancing Queen rendition!! sing to me O Music Master, sing to me! ooooh… butt-shaking tune too? waaaaaa!! *belly dances across the floor*
consuela - it was a good tag to do, simple enough! I terpengsan looking at what angeliu had tagged me with, so much to think of! where’s that bottle of red bull eh?
plink - no worries dearie…
*pulls some tape*
*sticks the /b in place*
there ya go, right as rain!
better late than never, dear!
A sexy matron with a platter full of freshly baked muffins *grabs muffins and runs off*
“Sizzling lamb with the Coliseum gang.” Mmm, now that was very nice, wasn’t it? I’m still thinking of it!
Yvy - oooh yes, definitely! no backlogs… but I may have spoken too soon, angel’s tag looks complicated! LOL!
*stares after fantasyflier… speechless…* O.O!!
fishtail - mmmm, I could just taste it now! my mouth is watering as I type. it’s too tempting. must go back again for seconds… and thirds… and fourths…!!
Dancing Queen.. hmmm..
and I tot that would be a dream job!
u know wat is kahchuak, don’t u? the cute & adorable little thing..
no eating harkau or whatever thing in bed for me lah..
dowan ants or kahchuak or whatever bugs come & kacau-ing me in the middle of the night
Well I would not wish that kind of guy on you May May. There are geeks that like to hug out there. I are one. You can ask the missus!
(Though I must admit some nights I have to reminded to go to sleep. Or at least go to bed.)
B I G G R I N B A C K
FF: ‘…grabs muffins and runs….’ Too much lar, this boi….
*belly dances after Unker FF*
Oh!! I got tagged…. hahahahaha… sorry..I have quite slow reaction… hahahaha..
will do!
may… hahaha….. nowadays no tags from me dy.. Waahahha.. kenot… I must create some tags myself.
Robin - not if you have 1 1/2 left feet like me! gotta learn from Beyonce on how to shake that bootay… summore by bootay not quite big enough, hahaha!
Chen - after seeing kahchuak photos on your blog, that’s permanently engraved in my memory! waaaaaaaa!! so the scary liao! aiseh, must enjoy breakfast in bed once in awhile lah. treat yourself to a good weekend at some hotel, order room service, pig out… *must remember to do that later…*
SA - are you the kind who falls asleep at your desk? I don’t think I’m ever one to snooze for long with my head on the table, the drool just drowns my cheek in a matter of minutes… ewwww! unless I throw back my head and give a good snore, of course… zzzzzz!
drplink - make sure you give him lessons in belly-rubbing too! and no more muffins for him, he’s just gonna get plain bread and salt! *grumble mumble*
Jane - take your time with it! I certainly took my time answering consuela, until I saw LB’s and Yvy’s… so the pressure… hahaha!
velverse - why no more tag from you leh? ok ok, I must forward more tags for you to do… in fact, there’s one waiting for me to crack my brains on, but aiyo, no brain power for that right now. and I’m not thinking in engrish!! aaarrggghhhh!!!
I was in the Army May May. I can sleep while walking. Once I bumped into the officer of the guard. LITERALLY!!! Pretty embarrassing.
Mmmm… frankly speaking, I never take breakfast or take my meal in bed from small till now
Too discipline, huh? I’m just not used to it 
SA - I can sleep while driving, how ’bout that? my mind kinda shuts down, my limbs go into autodrive, and my eyes are half-closed. dangerous, yes, but I haven’t “bumped” into anything so far… wouldn’t want to at all!
Chen - Doktor, you’re missing something great, aitelyu! chips and coke are pretty cool while watching a movie in bed. just remember to suck the crumbs up after that unless you want to sleep with ants the next day… kekekeke!
kekee.. I say I never take breakfast or meal in bed from small till now mah.. but that doesn’t mean I don’t eat snacks in bed (snacks are not meal, right? ). LOL (playing with words, huh? ) I do curi makan in bed lah.. not so discipline also lah .. Oops, curi makan here means curi makan food like crackers, snacks etc .. don’t think senget..
aiyaaaaaa! snek, meal, same thing!! still food mah. what lah, you… I think senget enough to cover snacking as a “meal”! LOL!! eh, got change bedsheets regularly anot? sure not sleeping with ants and… the dreaded… kahchuak…?!
I shiver just mentioning that name! eeks!
don’t worry.. I will definitely make sure there is no food crumbs on my bed. If got, I will invite the dog to do the job.. hahaha… no lah, if I eat on the bed, I will made sure no food crumbs fall on the bedsheet. Dowan to sleep with kahchuak..
err.. I just killed another kahchuak yesterday night. Dunno why lately so many kahchuak.. Previously none.. Dunno migrate from where.
ewww ewwww!! kahchuak!! I hate the smell, don’t you? I could smell them from a mile away. especially when you open a cupboard or sniff a cup, and their awful stinky smell is there… EEWWWWWWWW!!!
you ask your hotdog to lick your bed clean wan ah? you must have wet dreams every night from all his saliva then… kekekeke!
that’s the uniqueness of kahchuak.. their smell
no one can miss that smell, unless he/she has blocked nostril
wat wet dreams? teruk lah u
dat day while i was eating rojak, one drop of rojak sauce drop on my shorts. The notti dog dunno why love rojak so much (much to my amazement).. he went & lick the rojak sauce on my shorts till become wet with his saliva.. i scold him off, haha…
ewwwww… you know what would the ultimate invention? aerosol sprays with Eu D’Kahchuak to make your room smell just like one! you think people would buy it? wakakakaka!
your shorts wet with saliva?! you sure one small doggie can generate so much ka? you didn’t likc oso meh… hmmmmm… that almost sounded obscenely kinky! LOLOL!!
if i have such aerosol spray, i think i will dump it into the dustbin instead of using it
aiyah, what i mean is a portion wet only lah, on my thigh area.. apalah lu fikir bukan-bukan.
eh, it could be turned into very effective robber-repellent wan. spray and they’ll choke to death!
how I know only one small spot wet leh? never say properly mah. THIGH summore!! not nearer to the crotch where dogs have a habit to sniff meh? my dog greets all visitors that way… LOLOL!!
very brilliant idea
ah.. it’s the lateral aspect of the thigh area, not the medial aspect. Cham.. have to explain in so detail. like answering lawyer question in court pulak, hahahhaha….
Have to take note of that if I visit your house in the future LOL
aiya, your dog so notti one
I thought that’s the way most dogs greet human beings! go for the spot where it gives out the “original” scent the most. no meh? or maybe that’s as high as they could get with their height… LOLOL!!
my dog will get in front of you, rub you like a cat, jump around to get attention and stare up at you with those eyes. works every time with my uncle and unsuspecting dog lovers…
no woh.. my dog will greet human in different ways
so the way to overcome is… don’t look into the eyes
tat always work.. pretend didn’t see anything..
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